Friday, April 2, 2010

Day 3

Lets see, it's day 3, but only my 2nd full day on the Chantix.  I'm only taking one a day and with the exception of the 1st pill, I have taken them all in the morning.  It really has a strong nauseating affect unless you take it with something like a peanut butter sandwich or a banana.

 I have not noticed any change in my mood or temperament and my smoking and chewing habits remain the same.  I plan on cutting them out starting next Monday.  My "quit date" as some call it.  Sounds pretty queer to me, but I'll humor you for now.  Hopefully, by then I will be in a full on psychotic episode and have nothing but chantix colored blood running through my veins while coughing up foam and running through the streets naked like a rabid silver-back gorilla.  At that point, I will know the meds are working and I will be able to toss the cigs and dip in the trash.  But, for now all I can hope for is some hallucinations and maybe a hot sex dream.
Maybe I'm immune to the drug or maybe it just takes a few days to circulate in your body before it passes the blood-brain barrier and starts messing with your thoughts.  Speaking of which, now that I think about it, I have become a bit more cerebral in the last day or so.  Seems like I'm just thinking about things a lot more.  But not necessarily in a good way.  But, it's not very noticeable and happens rather infrequently.  I keep waiting for the moment where I turn into a werewolf and go hunting humans in the night.  However, as of now, the only thing I want to hunt and kill is Jimmy Fallon.  He has to be the worst talk show host in the history of TV.  And yes, when I say talk show host, I am including Arsenio Hall and Magic Johnson.  He is so bad in fact, that it literally angers me to see or hear him.  Even knowing he's alive and still hosting a show is somewhat unsettling. And just to be clear, these feelings have nothing to do with the chantix or any other chemical agent.  He just sucks.

But, enough of that.  My day has ended with no real chantix related drama, so its time to retire for the evening.

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